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How Thousands of Randos Like Me Landed in the Epstein Files

To make sense of the Justice Department’s latest documents, you have to understand what they actually are.

My name is in the Epstein files. How could that be? When the FBI received its first tip about the businessman molesting teenage girls, I hadn’t even been born yet. The first time I heard the name “Jeffrey Epstein” was as a confused college student in 2015, watching feminist classmates protest a talk by Epstein’s defense lawyer.

But search my name in the Justice Department’s Epstein Library, and there it is, linked to a PDF file. Did I travel back in time? Was I hypnotized to forget my involvement in the most infamous sex abuse scandal in modern times? Do I happen to have an evil twin?